delirious
2.19.2009
indulgence
i was on graveyard shift for three days, and suddenly i was expected to go on morning shift. there is nothing more unstable than a nurse's shift schedule. as i expected, i wasn't able to cope and i slept too late, and i missed duty. and now i am stuck at home, with nothing to do but blog.
*i got this from jkeigh's
1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Tess needs a spanking.
--haha. dirty.
2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google seach:
Tess looks like she's daydreaming.
--because i am. always.
3.Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Tess does somersaults.
--in my head.
4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Tess hates her boots.
--i don't own any.
5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Tess goes moo!
--haha. this is actually the second link the engine gave, but this one's funnier than the first.
6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Tess loves fairies.
--weee! and i'd love to turn into one, too!
7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Tess eats sh_t.
--i do not! eeew.
8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Tess has been taking good care of me.
--now i hope Tess can take care of Tess
9: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
Tess died from leukemia.
--this is sooo 'endless love' that's okay though, because then a boyfriend has to carry me on his back to the nearest hospital while humming me a tune we both used to sing when we were kids. gah! koreanovelas!
10: Type in "[your name] won't" in Google Search:
Tess won't say I'm in love.
--er. next?
11: Type in "[your name] can't" in Google Search:
Tess can't iceskate.
--well, not yet. but i will. i think.
12: Type in "[your name] will" in Google Search:
Tess will turn up the heat.
--sssssssttt.. scorching!
13. Type in "[your name] got" in Google Search:
Tess got totally bashed playing soccer last night.
--with gams. haha.
14. Type in "[your name] asked" in Google Search:
Tess asked "are there any parenting courses?"
--for, um. secret. haha.
15. Type in "[your name] saw" in Google Search:
Tess saw my pee pee.
--i am not a voyeur. promise.
16. Type in "[your name] writes" in Google Search:
Tess writes to Angel, begging him to rescue her.
--from myself?
17. Type in "[your name] left" in Google Search:
Tess left the band shortly after the American tour to try the music business solo.
--yeah, because i hear the triangle is big these days.
18. Type in "[your name] rode" in Google Search:
Tess rode out at my barn and practiced keeping her reins bridged while galloping.
--okay.
19. Type in "[your name] opens" in Google Search:
Tess opens it to reveal a green dress with a note
--bulagaan number, anyone?
20. Type in "[your name] means" in Google Search:
Tess means harvester.
--of?
posted by tez at 19.2.09
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